🔥 Why We’re Doing This
We’re Kapi (a kidney-stone-riddled IT Director just trying to tap out of the Matrix) and Yaz (a goblin-core artist with the aesthetic of a cursed forest and the heart of a chaotic muse).
We just want to make art, pet our dog, and stop pretending the American Dream isn’t a pyramid scheme.
So we’re asking: Will you Venmo us $2? That’s it. That’s the campaign. No strings. No perks. Just vibes, rebellion, and maybe a sticker if you’re cool.
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🎨 Meet the Chaos Agents
This is Kapi (she's tired), Yaz (she's magical), Puck the Corgi (he's the muscle), and the cats (they run things).
